Dear fans of your resident favorite pyromaniac,
My name is Axel, got it memorized? Not Reno. Definitely not the guy who got his ass handed to him by a long-haired silver Sephiroth-lookalike. Yes, I watched Advent Children. And Cloud was hot! He looks like Roxas! Sephiroth looks like Xemnas, or the other way round, since it is commonly believed that Sephiroth came first... god, that sounded dirty. Not that I don't like that innuendo... I heard that there is a Sephiroth somewhere in our world... hehe...
Erhem. Back on topic. I am here, writing a letter to your club and carbon-copying it to wherever it can reach so that I can clear some fandom assumptions about me.
First... I do not like setting fire on myself. The few times I do (like eight out of ten times), I did not do it with the intention of doing it. Actually... I'm not so sure about that, since I wasn't exactly thinking straight. Roxas tells me every single time that I did do it with the intention to do it, but seriously, do you b